From Russia.

My favorite:

If your girl seems to be tired of observing the ceiling pattern then ask her lie on the belly.

I would have never thought of that.

…and an old one. With Iowahawk. I ran across it in the midst of other web searches.

I have to admit that I learned more from this than I ever knew about him, though none of it is suprising.

Remember the shrink who claimed that Ronald Reagan had diminished mental capacity as early as 1980? Well, even at his worst, the former president never fell for a Nigerian email scam:

Guy Gottschalk is asking a judge to remove his father as administrator of the $8-million family partnership that was set up for tax purposes after the death of his mother in 1993. A hearing is set for March 14.

The suit alleges that Louis Gottschalk destroyed bank records to cover up the amount of his losses.

“While it seems unlikely, even ludicrous, that a highly educated doctor like [Gottschalk] would fall prey to such an obvious con, that is exactly what happened,” wrote Guy Gottschalk’s attorney in court papers.

…of James Lileks:

And now, the usual relief: a mild and agreeable afternoon followed by choir practice, during which I

…and save yourself the money for the movie ticket. It’s Lego Brokeback Mountain.

Here’s a pretty funny (and relatively unhomophobic) thread at Free Republic on the movie. I particularly enjoyed the picture of Roy Rogers, and the comment:

Gives a whole new meaning to Buck Rogers then, doesn’t it?

See, I knew I could relate this subject to space.

I also normally think that blonde jokes are pretty silly, but I have to admit that this is pretty funny.

Save yourself the trip over to DU or Kos. Argue with your own automated holiday moonbat.

Save yourself the trip over to DU or Kos. Argue with your own automated holiday moonbat.

Save yourself the trip over to DU or Kos. Argue with your own automated holiday moonbat.