Category Archives: Humor

“Gills With Three Buttocks”

I don’t know if this is really the commencement address that Gene Weingarten delivered to the U of Maryland Journalism School grads, but if not, someone should. I’ll have some advice for journalism grads, prospective journalism students, and journalism faculty, if I ever get around to finishing the essay (and related book) on which I’m working on that subject.

“Gills With Three Buttocks”

I don’t know if this is really the commencement address that Gene Weingarten delivered to the U of Maryland Journalism School grads, but if not, someone should. I’ll have some advice for journalism grads, prospective journalism students, and journalism faculty, if I ever get around to finishing the essay (and related book) on which I’m working on that subject.

“Gills With Three Buttocks”

I don’t know if this is really the commencement address that Gene Weingarten delivered to the U of Maryland Journalism School grads, but if not, someone should. I’ll have some advice for journalism grads, prospective journalism students, and journalism faculty, if I ever get around to finishing the essay (and related book) on which I’m working on that subject.

Mac’s Witnesses

This is pretty funny (given the proselytizing I’ve had to recently endure in my Fedora upgrade thread). Be sure to take the poll, too:

What would you do if Macintosh’s Witnesses came to your door?

  • Just hide and hope they go away.
  • Welcome them with open arms and an open node.
  • Get down on my knees and praise Jobs!
  • Join them in their crusade against those Redmond devils!
  • Try to convert them to Linux.
  • Nitpick about Macs being more expensive and how you think there’s no software for them.
  • Put them in the Trash.

Mac’s Witnesses

This is pretty funny (given the proselytizing I’ve had to recently endure in my Fedora upgrade thread). Be sure to take the poll, too:

What would you do if Macintosh’s Witnesses came to your door?

  • Just hide and hope they go away.
  • Welcome them with open arms and an open node.
  • Get down on my knees and praise Jobs!
  • Join them in their crusade against those Redmond devils!
  • Try to convert them to Linux.
  • Nitpick about Macs being more expensive and how you think there’s no software for them.
  • Put them in the Trash.

Mac’s Witnesses

This is pretty funny (given the proselytizing I’ve had to recently endure in my Fedora upgrade thread). Be sure to take the poll, too:

What would you do if Macintosh’s Witnesses came to your door?

  • Just hide and hope they go away.
  • Welcome them with open arms and an open node.
  • Get down on my knees and praise Jobs!
  • Join them in their crusade against those Redmond devils!
  • Try to convert them to Linux.
  • Nitpick about Macs being more expensive and how you think there’s no software for them.
  • Put them in the Trash.