Blond goddesses with gigantic breasts and gorgeous bodies are all secretly in love with nerdy computer geeks, and their ambition is to move into the apartment next door to a computer geek.
The Superbowl is every wife’s big chance to finally get to f**k 2-4 of her husband’s closest friends, and these friends are always attractive.
There are several Trek-s3x-related ones as well:
Odo quite simply IS the best f**k in the galaxy (he’s a shape shifter, do the math).
You know, while Greg Gutfeld is pretty funny, the funniest thing about his pieces at the Huffpo are the outraged commenters. It’s like poking a stick into a nest of angry hornets. Errr…except they aren’t as smart.
And I have to admit that I do share their questions about why Arianna continues to allow him to post–he’s so out of place over there.