Some Freeper found this story, about the return of the beaver to New York City, after two hundred years. As one of the commenters notes, the jokes just tell themselves.

They named it “Jose.” As another commenter notes, it must be building dams, and doing the work that American beavers just won’t do.

This means war.

Frank J. has a new book out. He calls it the dumbest book ever written about the Bush administration. Hard to believe, for anyone who’s ever read Ivins.

It’s a compilation of many of his blog posts for the past few years. I guess I should finish mine.

Lileks is mercilessly mocking a haughty and pretentious French person.

Via Tim Blair’s commenters.

…on drugs. This is pretty funny.

Here’s a warm and bubbly Christmas story about a flatulent turtle. That would be a great band name.

This won’t put an end to the humans versus robots debate, but it should.

Via emailer Jon Bossard, who notes:

The argument that robotic missions are far cheaper and more effective than human missions is belied by the fact that, even with more than half a dozen robotic missions to Mars, we still don

On the Pillsbury Doughboy:

…a few weeks ago I made disparaging remarks about the Green Lantern; this was not meant to disparage his creator, who has died

OK, so the Googlebombing campaign didn’t work yet, but the Yahoo bombing seems to have. We’re number one!