Funny results of what happens when you don’t study.

Here is the one-size-fits-all story.

Here is the one-size-fits-all story.

Here is the one-size-fits-all story.

Boy, when Rosie thinks you’ve gone over the line, you’re pretty radical:

“One square! Has she seen my a**?”

And Don Surber has penned a song about it:

All I wanna do, is wipe my bum…

What a gift to the blogosphere.

[Evening update]

Instapundit has more. As I said, a gift.

[Update at 8:20]

Now she’s saying that it was a joke.

Yeah.

Right.

A joke.

Just like John Kerry’s.

[Update a couple minutes later]

Well, you know, I did go back and read the original blog post that set off the kerfuffle, and while I’m not familiar with her other writings or her general blogging style, I’m willing to believe that she was in fact being (or at least attempting to be) humorous (the bit that she added from her brother, about washing the single square, admittedly helped). I know that I’ve suffered in the past from people taking seriously posts meant to be satirical (though it does help to identify it in the post category). so I’m willing to cut her some slack.

But it seemed like an unusual source of satire on that subject.

So, what do my commenters think? Do we believe her?

Boy, when Rosie thinks you’ve gone over the line, you’re pretty radical:

“One square! Has she seen my a**?”

And Don Surber has penned a song about it:

All I wanna do, is wipe my bum…

What a gift to the blogosphere.

[Evening update]

Instapundit has more. As I said, a gift.

[Update at 8:20]

Now she’s saying that it was a joke.

Yeah.

Right.

A joke.

Just like John Kerry’s.

[Update a couple minutes later]

Well, you know, I did go back and read the original blog post that set off the kerfuffle, and while I’m not familiar with her other writings or her general blogging style, I’m willing to believe that she was in fact being (or at least attempting to be) humorous (the bit that she added from her brother, about washing the single square, admittedly helped). I know that I’ve suffered in the past from people taking seriously posts meant to be satirical (though it does help to identify it in the post category). so I’m willing to cut her some slack.

But it seemed like an unusual source of satire on that subject.

So, what do my commenters think? Do we believe her?

Boy, when Rosie thinks you’ve gone over the line, you’re pretty radical:

“One square! Has she seen my a**?”

And Don Surber has penned a song about it:

All I wanna do, is wipe my bum…

What a gift to the blogosphere.

[Evening update]

Instapundit has more. As I said, a gift.

[Update at 8:20]

Now she’s saying that it was a joke.

Yeah.

Right.

A joke.

Just like John Kerry’s.

[Update a couple minutes later]

Well, you know, I did go back and read the original blog post that set off the kerfuffle, and while I’m not familiar with her other writings or her general blogging style, I’m willing to believe that she was in fact being (or at least attempting to be) humorous (the bit that she added from her brother, about washing the single square, admittedly helped). I know that I’ve suffered in the past from people taking seriously posts meant to be satirical (though it does help to identify it in the post category). so I’m willing to cut her some slack.

But it seemed like an unusual source of satire on that subject.

So, what do my commenters think? Do we believe her?

This is pretty funny.

“Halp us, Jon Cary–We’re Stuck In A Cave.”

It’s fascinating how an auto insurance ad campaign can so quickly become a cultural icon.

[Update]

OK, it’s an oldie (a few months). But I missed it the first time around.

…if he’d had a blog as a teenager. Unintentionally funny comic-book panels.

Why yes, there is a boring discussion on insurance for reusable launch vehicles going on. Why do you ask?

[Via Geek Press]

I understand that parts of the transcript were redacted. What is the government hiding? I mean, if he was capable of all of the heinous things described, what else was he capable of?

My few of my guesses as to what else he confessed to:

• Being the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby
• Cancelling Star Trek
• Enron
• Causing Global Warming
• Getting Rosie O’Donnell hired on The View
• Steering Hurricane Katrina
• Elvis’ death
• Getting George Bush reelected

Hey, you’ll say anything under duress…