The Colbert show, explained:
I am the Senior Vice President of Late Night Strategy at CBS. I am the person who turned a comedian into a priest and charged advertisers to watch the congregation.
— Peter Girnus 🦅 (@gothburz) May 23, 2026
I want to be precise about what I built. Not a comedy show. A permission structure. For eleven years, six million… pic.twitter.com/UnOQ3PGk7O
[Update Saturday afternoon]
Israel knows a defamation case won’t fly. That’s not the play.
— Jeff Callahan (@thejeffcallahan) May 11, 2026
It would be almost literally a breath of fresh air if he wins.
It’s official now that it was always a scam.
Spencer Pratt is an actor. He does not have the education, experience, or know how to truly destroy a city like Karen Bass. https://t.co/xBhwLZ10eb
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) May 5, 2026
Here’s hoping it’s true:
Banger 😂 pic.twitter.com/9EBbXguUdO
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 3, 2026
In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist https://t.co/kKW7YsB3lQ pic.twitter.com/tmszIB4CeJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 29, 2026
Despite the source, it’s not a joke. Here’s more:
A few underrated follow-ons from this voting rights decision:
— Jeremy Carl (@realJeremyCarl) April 29, 2026
(1) it will eliminate a lot of the very worst members of Congress because members elected from majority minority districts conspicuously tended to ignore the interests of White voters in their districts and to engage… pic.twitter.com/Bt1xsLzIEQ
No more Pell Grants for crap degrees. But the loan program still needs a massive overhaul, if not obliterated entirely.