How and why does a woman sit on a toilet for two years? How does her "boyfriend" take two years to notice that there's a problem? There's obviously a lot more to this story--what's reported here is merely a tease.
[Late evening update]
As usual, Mark Steyn has the last word:
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
The boyfriend? What about the bathroom? It's like when Spitzer broke up NY prostitution rings: They never go after the john.
Is a groan really necessary?
See, I blame you for linking to that because I saw the headers for the comments and they made me stupider.