Heh:

When a cat is affectionate towards you, he really means it. With a dog he’s merely sucking up. Cats are like Britons. Dogs are like the French. Dogs expend insane amounts of useless energy yet never accomplish anything – they are like liberals. Cats conserve their energy and pick their fights – they are like conservatives. Please keep up the good fight.

Why, yes, I did in fact have trouble categorizing this post.