The demented dwarf from Cleveland has introduced articles of impeachment against Dick Cheney. Dana Milbank has the (hilarious) story:

A reporter from the Cleveland Plain Dealer encouraged USS Kucinich to contact planet Earth. “But Nancy Pelosi says this is not going anywhere,” she pointed out.

“Have you talked to her today?” Kucinich shot back.

“Yes, I did,” she replied.

Kucinich had not expected that answer. “Then I would say I have not talked to her,” he acknowledged.

It was not an auspicious beginning for the impeachment of Richard B. Cheney.