Seeing recent headlines like “woman catches fire on NY subway” and “a car was driven into a market” shows how identity politics is having a chilling effect on truthful dissemination of information. Let’s talk about how.
— Elica Le Bon الیکا ل بن (@elicalebon) December 23, 2024
Ordinarily, these headlines would be written in active… pic.twitter.com/JetXBpU5bk
One should always append “by zombies” to any use of the passive voice.
A car was driven into a market… by zombies.
But the construction “A woman catches fire on a NY subway” precludes even zombies as the causal actor. A spontaneous act of god, I’m sure.
A person who would drive a car in a market is in a broad sense, a kind of zombie?
The second headline makes one wonder if the car was Christine.
Jesus and I went to the Palestinian Authority security services Christmas party on the Mount of Olives last night. The lads were a little worried about him but I said he always starts Christmas feeling maudlin and introspective.
https://x.com/i/grok/media/1871941746642341888
Once the wine and hummus were served, J-Man was the life of the party!
https://x.com/i/grok/media/1871950447054852096
We didn’t arrive at the Maccabees’ Hanukkah celebration until things were getting out of control. Judah was like “Bet you I can fit this menorah in my ear” and I said “I don’t want to know where the rest of it is!”
https://x.com/i/grok/media/1871956013890347008
Merry Christmas to all you good Lads and Lasses….hope you and your love ones are having a blessed Christmas Holiday