I understand that parts of the transcript were redacted. What is the government hiding? I mean, if he was capable of all of the heinous things described, what else was he capable of?

My few of my guesses as to what else he confessed to:

• Being the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby
• Cancelling Star Trek
• Enron
• Causing Global Warming
• Getting Rosie O’Donnell hired on The View
• Steering Hurricane Katrina
• Elvis’ death
• Getting George Bush reelected

Hey, you’ll say anything under duress…