7 thoughts on “Murder In Bidenville”

1. Eureka! In place of the unwoke Aunt Jemima, I give you the new maple syrup branding for Quaker Oats:

   Mennonite Molasses!

   Thank You.. I’ll take my royalty payments in pre-packaged wind-powered microwaveable oatmeal pouches.

   Nothing is better for thee than me…

2. Also link from Powerline: BYE BYE ESKIMO PIE

   https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/06/bye-bye-eskimo-pie.php

   The brand ALMOST made it to 100!

   So, not to worry! I have a fix for Dreyers as well:

   Sgt. Preston’s Above the Artic Circle Chocolate Covered Frozen Ice Cream Bars on a Stick.

   Will cost a bit more in printing.

   Good for you, eh?

   1. My first thought had been: Artic Bear Pies…

      But that would have been considered crass commercial exploitation of an endangered feces.

      1. So, where does a polar bear, y’know, “take care of business”?

         1. I’m guessing it ain’t in the woods?

   2. It’s amazing how quickly the ‘woke’ left are removing non-whites from product packaging.

      Almost like they’re racists or something.

3. This was all foreshadowed by the death of Mr. Peanut.

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