No, it’s not possible to mock it enough.
“Mao Zedong, bold architect of Chinese society, reducing troubling population problems, dies at age 82.”
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Washington Post to run all headlines by an in-house editor from ISIS.
“Joseph Stalin, austere religious scholar…”
“Pol Pot, beloved teacher, Paris intellectual, deeply committed agrarian pastoralist has died at 72.”
I love his pies.
Godzilla, anti-nuclear and urban renewal proponent, killed by abusive government troops.
King King, parkour and free climbing enthusiast, and noted ladies man, dies in tragic fall.
John Wayne Gacy, noted child entertainer, dies from drug overdose.
Cersei Lannister, esteemed regent of the Iron Throne, dies in building collapse during dragon rampage.
General Zod, Krypton’s highest ranking official, murdered by Superman in outrageous assault.
The Babylon Bee needs to remind the WaPo to stay out of their lane. It’s hard to run a news parody site when “real” news outlets are so determined to compete with the Bee.
I don’t think Snopes is going to fact check WaPo’s headline.
Attila the Hun, noted equestrian and champion of the outdoor lifestyle, recently died during his continental tour…
Trump killed Al Bag-Daddy? The jazz musician? That’s proof that Donald Trump is a racist. Because Bag-Daddy is obviously a Negro name….
“Esteemed chancellor of the Deutsche Reich, Adolph Hitler, passes away at age 56.”
Theodore Bundy, honors graduate in psychology from the University of Washington and an expert in forensic science died suddenly from an electrical shock this past Tuesday. He will be perpetually young having died at the age of 42.