Ahhhh…the power of Google. This cracked me up.

The Space Frontier Society (and others) have come up with the acronym CATS (Cheap Access To Space) as the goal for those of us who want to develop the High Frontier. So at their web site, they have a bulletin board called the CATS board.

Apparently some idiot has been (repeatedly) posting plaintive queries about his lost tabby.

This page has nothing to do with cats. It is about Cheap Access To Space — “C.A.T.S.” — an acyronym. I’m sure everyone here sympathizes with you and the plight of your pets, but the people who read this board are located all across the US and abroad, not in your neighborhood. It is *HIGHLY* unlikely that any of us have seen your cats. Put a sign up at your local supermarket instead. Please.