Granny Clinton

Time to take the car keys away from her.

Unless, of course, she’s just lying. In which case it’s time for her to take a vacation in Club Fed.

[Update a couple minutes later]

The end of American exceptionalism (which the Left has always hated):

The question is whether Madison’s defenses failed and the factions are inside the wire. America for a long time beat the odds but recently things have taken a turn for the worse. It is no accident that many of America’s troubles have coincided with the growth of identity politics, special interest groups, foreign lobbying and corruption. If so they have spread their poison and created an American version of the “informal networks” that proved so fatal in other countries, as Madison feared.

Moreover, the American factional system operates in the worst possible way. The Clinton Foundation and private email scandal is a portrait of venality without competence. The peculiar characteristics of American factionalism have bred something singular; a phenomenon at once cunning yet stupid, both corrupt and inept. America is no longer exceptional, just another bum in the ring. Yet while Putin can often outwit Obama (and Hillary when she was in State), the Russian cannot seem to turn anything to lasting advantage. The outcome is a kind of impotence afflicting both sides.

2016 should have been an election charged with passion, but it is atmospherically deadening, as if many voters wished the candidates would just go away. If the 20th century was one in which people believed government could solve all the world’s problems, the 21st century is fast developing into one where government has become like the weather: chaotic, capricious and ultimately arbitrary — something everyone talks about but no one can do anything about.

The factions have filled political discourse with entropy. There it will remain until it settles around a new attractor. Until then, all that is left is to live out our lives in the shadow of a mysterious federal building that no intelligent life is known to inhabit, save for a lady rumored to be in periodic residence occasionally glimpsed trying to send a message on a BlackBerry before smashing it with a hammer.

Or wiping it, like, with cloth or something.

[Update a couple more minutes later]

Hillary’s terrible, no good, very bad week.

May all her weeks be like that.

[Update a couple minutes later]

Oh, and speaking of the competence of the “elite” left, Jill Stein missed a rally because her people booked her on a flight to the wrong city. Hey, as Ed says, who can tell one “c” city from another in Flyover Country?

4 thoughts on “Granny Clinton”

  1. “If the 20th century was one in which people believed government could solve all the world’s problems, the 21st century is fast developing into one where government has become like the weather: chaotic, capricious and ultimately arbitrary — something everyone talks about but no one can do anything about.”

    Not to the people who control the government!

    1. Its funny because while the government is acting like the weather, we are told the weather is stable, unchanging, motivated, and intentional.

  2. No, it is not Jill Stein telling one “c” city apart from another in, get this, Ohio (Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Canton, and the list http://www.ohio-demographics.com/counties-cities-that-begin-with-C goes on)!

    By the way, am I imagining things or did the holiday-substitute newsreader on the CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley just quoted Secretary Clinton that when she saw “c” stamped on a document, she thought it was a code for alphabetic filing?

    I mean, those of us who have worked in an office environment have at one time or another done something really naively stupid, but would we want to tell the world about it?

    OK, how stupid does Secretary Clinton think we are to believe a story like that, but suppose we are really that gullible, does she want people like us who are that lame to believe she is that clueless?

    Or maybe I swallowed too big a piece of steak over dinner and I blacked out for a moment and just imagined all of this.

  3. Not any comment in the media from Hillary saying Trump ordered the Russians to hack the DNC and polling locations. Remember the uproar when Trump said Obama and Hillary were the founders of ISIS?

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