I imagine the Higgs being found, everyone having a nice little circlejerk and then… nothing. There will be no talk about how to manipulate the Higgs field or, ya know, achieve anything *practical*.. that’s someone else’s problem.
Nothing, you say? But, you acknowledge they’ve discovered how to generate an SEP field with it!
The Higgs anti-boson could then be called the “Satan Particle.” And only evil scientists would look for it.
Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I’d be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!
I imagine the Higgs being found, everyone having a nice little circlejerk and then… nothing. There will be no talk about how to manipulate the Higgs field or, ya know, achieve anything *practical*.. that’s someone else’s problem.
Nothing, you say? But, you acknowledge they’ve discovered how to generate an SEP field with it!
The Higgs anti-boson could then be called the “Satan Particle.” And only evil scientists would look for it.
Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I’d be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!
It’s mass is 666 GeV/c^2…
More upset at scientists pulling this cruft:
Making up stuff to thrash drilling
Meh, given the evidential non-existence of this particle, the nickname is apt.