14 thoughts on “A Sick, Sick Man”

  1. That was pretty creative. Obama does read aloud well.

    The voice of Obama’s that I like the most is his Urkle voice which he busts out when speaking about nerdy things like the economy.

  2. You and me both, Titus. Hell, I’d even tune in to hear that. I do shiver at the thought of “President Joe Biden” so a farewell address might be the best thing.

  3. I’d like to hear his “Do you have anything to say before we pass sentence?” speech, but his election night concession speech will do.

  4. Soon after Obama first appeared on the national stage someone commented that he’d be the ideal motivational speaker for high schools and church youth groups, but shouldn’t advance beyond that. I’ve shared that opinion ever since.

  5. Sorry Titus, but her Maj has been loaning out that iPod to her subjects so we can all enjoy The Ones’ pontifications.

    However, it’s my turn next week, and I intend to replace the ‘content’ with Reagan, Havel and Hayek.

    Muahahaha!

  6. wodun,
    and when we’re all starving he’ll just say, “…did I do THAAAT!?”
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    “Obama had this habit of doing very grandiose, epic language…”

    All the while saying nothing of substance.

  7. “I like Obama’s voice. I like his narrative voice as well as his speaking voice. It’s pleasant to listen to for hours at a time.”

    “I give it a 78, Dick.”

  8. @Larry J

    In many ways we’ve already got a big heaping helping of Pres. Joe already. Even before the election it was suggested that Obama’s lack of worldly affairs would certainly be covered by Mighty Joe’s intellect. And Obama gave Joe a $1 trillion dollar spending spree budget when he was appointed the overseer of the Porkulus money. HIGH SPEED TRAINS!!

  9. ““Obama had this habit of doing very grandiose, epic language…”

    All the while saying nothing of substance.”

    Think I need to read Obama’s book because after listening to the mash up and his speeches over the past couple years, it seems unlikely that he would ever write that way.

  10. The guy has a single method of delivering a sentence, which loses its appeal after about the second one you hear.

    After that, all there is is the teeth-grinding sibilance, and the mild amusement of wondering at what point he’s going to go into his “street” act and start dropping his ‘g’s.

  11. I guess he could be kind of pleasant to listen to, kind of like the white noise of a gurgling stream, which carries about the same factual information content, so your brain can relax. You just have to let go, lower your blood pressure, and start churning out theta-waves instead of reacting with “BS. Incorrect. Incorrect again. I can’t believe he said that with a straight face. Hypocrisy. Lies. More hypocrisy. Did he get an economics degree from Romper Room? Demogoguery. Fallacy. Lie. BS…”

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