As an about-to-become Florida resident, I found this interesting:
“This would not be the norm for the Amish,” Miller says. “People say the Amish have long faces and short pocketbooks, but we enjoy coming down here and kicking back for a couple of weeks.”
…Two years ago, the Millers went parasailing.
“It’s just like flying,” Miller says. “We were up 650, 700 feet.”
“I closed my eyes for a while,” Becky says. “But it was awesome.”
“Know what I did up there?” Miller asks. “I kissed her.”
It almost reads like an Iowahawk piece, but it’s real.
I fully expect some sect of the Amish to come up with some way of justifying using space technology to homestead asteroids.