According to the AP, Bill and Hillary Clinton were “deeply saddened” at the news that their dog, Buddy, was “hit by a car.” It was an “accident.”

Best of the Web helpfully points out the other occasions when the Clintons were “deeply saddened.”

I suspect that a couple of those 2200+ occasions were the deaths of Vince Foster and Ron Brown. I wonder if Buddy was about to write a tell-all book?