Well, That Explains It

I’m from the Midwest:

According to a new survey from Men’s Health, the Midwest is best at having sex.

Of course, I’m from the upper Midwest, which just makes it that much better. And I think this explains the higher procurement of marital aids by those coasters. Not to mention that they’re mostly Democrats.

11 thoughts on “Well, That Explains It”

  1. But then there’s the innate optimism of the self-reporting. People who can live in, say, Chicago, where it switches from freezing gray drizzle to baking smoggy hothouse twice a year, in two days flat, and say well…but May 1 is generally nice, you have to admit! Also…hmm…September 1, usually have a sense of making the best of things that might make one…suspect their self-reporting here.

    On the other hand, that the Culture of Narcissists in LA and NY buy the most sex toys, I can believe. These are going to be the test markets for sexbots, when those arrive.

  2. Hah. don’t get yourself in trouble 😉

    I think it has something to do with lack of other entertainment outlets in the flatlands of the midwest.

  3. What, are you saying that NASCAR and coon hunting lack entertainment value? Apparently, you haven’t lived.

    And seriously, there is no better entertainment than sex with Midwestern (especially lapsed Catholic) wimmenfolk.

  4. Rand, you forgot cow tipping, deer slapping, and grape racing–three midwest amusements that do not involve (as far as I know) sex.

    Also, as I was told by one smooth-talking young man in Michigan, some of us midwesterners would make great space colonists–we’re good breeding stock.

  5. Rand, you forgot cow tipping, deer slapping, and grape racing–three midwest amusements that do not involve (as far as I know) sex.

    Oh, you of limited life experience…

  6. my lucky partner…

    I’ll take you at your word. After all, there’s something unique and wonderful about people who devote time to space exploration.

  7. Rand, you forgot cow tipping, deer slapping, and grape racing–three midwest amusements that do not involve (as far as I know) sex.

    Oh, you of limited life experience…

    Yeah…whatever that word that describes the feeling you get when you catch your folks going at it, this is the “e-********” version of that.

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