11 thoughts on “Many Will Be Surprised To Hear This”

1. Interesting. My last Chinese dinner yielded:

   “We find comfort among those who agree with us — growth among those who don’t.”

   Man, am I in the right place for both of those…

2. Truer words never spoken. You’ve charmed us all. Now, please, please Rand… don’t hit me again. I’ll be good. I promise.

3. That’s a statement, not a fortune.

4. That’s a statement, not a fortune.

   I’ve noticed that lately, that my fortune cookies contain statements or advice, rather than fortunes.

   By the way, check this out at Gateway Pundit:

   Sci Fi Giant Ray Bradbury Slams Obama’s Era of Big Government

   On the occasion of his 90th birthday. I’m ashamed to admit that I didn’t realize he was still alive.

5. I noticed it about 5 years ago. Somebody must have sued somebody over a fotrune that didn’t pan out.

6. But at the same time these “statements” have lottery numbers on the backside… It’s a mad world.

7. This reminds me with Homer Simpson was a fortune cookie writer. I think they were like, “You will invent a humorous toilet lid.” Or, “You will find true love on Flag Day.”

8. “You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.”

   Yeah, yeah – we know all that. But what’s the really important information, Rand? What were the lottery numbers? ;-p

9. My fortune at the place I ate in Chinatown tonight said: “You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.”

   Fortune cookies are more interesting when you add the words “in bed” to the end.

10. My last cookie fortune said I was going to have a change of employment. Yet it’s my wife that’s been sending out applications.

    I would have suggested we got our cookies mixed up, but hers said something about being cheerful and helpful.

    They just don’t write cookie fortunes for guys like me.

11. My last cookie fortune read: “Psychics will lead dogs to your corpse”.

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