I write like
Arthur Clarke
Arthur Clarke
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Except when I write about politics; then I write like:
I write like
H. P. Lovecraft
H. P. Lovecraft
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funny stuff. I was getting Arthur Clarke for space related topics, and Edgar Allen Poe and Lovecraft for political topics. how creepily fitting.
Well, politics is rather a horror story these days. Makes sense.
I keep getting Arthur Clarke. I had some fun with it, and entered Robert Heinlein’s “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” into the analyzer. Apparently Heinlein writes like Cory Doctorow.
Apparently Heinlein writes like Cory Doctorow.
Hilarious. “Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor” produces Daniel Defoe.
I got multiple different authors for different blog posts, including Lovecraft and David Foster Wallace (?) a couple of times, but also including Poe, Asimov, and Dan Brown.
BBB
This thing is a scam. Note the link to the vanity press service.
I write like Clarke and Vonnegut. Yeah, I always get those two confused too. 🙂
Lovecraft for advocacy writing and Clarke for technical topics.
Apparently Cthulhu is no longer dreaming in R’lyeh.
Three consecutive chapters from the same book, and I got three different results. I saw it about a week ago. It’s a scam but all over the net now.
This link is pretty cool for testing the grade level you write at and not even a scam — http://www.addedbytes.com/code/readability-score/
Wes: Neat tool.
I ran the abstracts from my two most recent pieces of engineeringc writing, and they each came back at Grade 18, Ease of Reading 25/100.
I ran my most recent comments-thread post (on another blog), which came up Grade 12, Ease of Reading 55/100. I ran it on the comment entry I was responding to, both comments were on a technical subject, but the fellow in question has the HABIT of doing THIS to make HIS POINT, which came up Grade 6, Ease of Reading 85/100.
So Rand, I take back what I said about fellow participants around here using all-caps to drive home a point. The tool in question suggests that is easier to read.
So there is an inverse relationship between grade level and readability. Makes sense.
I can’t seem to leave a response on this one. But if I could, it would be: “Wgah’nagl fhtagn, y’all!”
I write like Dan Brown??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is the text that produced that result:
Let’s try that again…heh, each of these samples points to Kurt Vonnegut:
I also write like Bob Gaskins. No, he’s not in the quiz. He invented PowerPoint – I like to bullet-point my bloggage now and then.
Wes: I like that tool. I tried it on the Heinlein quote above and got average grade 15 and reading ease of 36.
Then I tried it on something I wrote three years ago:
The results were average grade 11 and 60 reading ease. Simple enough for even a congressman to understand.
I have no idea how the boldface ended up in there.
When I first ran across the readability index I was writing at the 7th to 8th grade level and could usually be understood. I developed my talents until I could reliably achieve results such as this selection from a three paragraph entry:
“In order to provide access to the layperson, the hypothetical non-specialist scholar/everyman, I have chosen, in this particular compendium of primary trends in “precognitive” educational, or more precisely learner-centric research, to simplify conceptually, (perhaps to the point of parody, though I leave that, as is proper, for the reader to decide), many of the underlying components and perceptual concepts, though let us hope not to a level whereby veracity not only suffers inordinately, but perishes due to a misplaced lack of rigor and self-induced, neoclassical structural incoherence.”
Average Readability Level: 30.72
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease -38.6
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level -32.9
Gunning-Fog Score -36
Coleman-Liau Index -22.1
SMOG Index -25.1
Automated Readability Index -37.5
Good thing it’s a scam, else I write like Cory Doctorow. 🙂
As a very off-topic discovery (but relevant to other discussions we have especially current economic policy and climate “change”), I used a rant in which I support a DARPA betting market project that would have betted on the likelihood of things like major foreign policy events (eg, regime changes). Through the magic of chasing links from that rant, I ended up reading a nasty attack by Joseph Stiglitz who apparently is notorious for supplying ideological ammunition to oppose free markets.
His most recent project was chairing a UN commission to determine the amount of economic guilt to assess to wealthy nations.
This is yet another example of ideology driving the science, so to speak. I doubt Stiglitz would have been allowed anywhere near a UN panel, unless he had a suitable ideological outlook and a history of catering to the needs of socialist politicians and related ilk.