We’re having the house fumigated today and tomorrow, so I’ll be evacuating in a couple hours to a secret undisclosed location. Playing it by ear in terms of Internet access and time to post.
[Late evening update]
I am ensconced in my lair. Dick Cheney is nowhere to be seen.
Say hi to Dick Cheney while you’re there. 😉
Make sure your windows in the house can open and close. Unless you enjoy smelling the poison gas oderizing agent all night on your first day back.
Ugh! What’s that smell? Cough!
NASA Unveils New Plan for Muslims in Outer Space
Dick Cheney is nowhere to be seen.
Be afraid, be very afraid…
Dick Cheney is nowhere to be seen.
He is ninja.
Oh Darth Cheney is there, you just can’t see him because of his Sith powers.
Don’t turn any of the keys or push any of the buttons, please. We don’t want to give the jaspers in DC a chance to be heroes by starting a war.