One-Stop Shopping For Evildoers

Get in touch with your inner villain. This site has everything you need to take over the world.

I’d like to buy a bottomless pit, myself, for telemarketers.

Before you go shopping, though, you might want to come up with a supercool villain name. Or if you’re one of those boring do-gooder types, it will generate superhero names as well.

I’m Tomorrow Monger. The source of my powers is a home study course.