16 thoughts on “A New Personal Best”

  2. Why, he’s the smartest VP we’ve ever had in the entire in the history of the word! Despite the fact that he thinks Iran is part of the “Arab world”, he’s still the smartest VP we’ve ever had since…Andrew…Johnson…?

  3. The complaints about the amateur behavior of Biden and Obama struck a cord with me. I can allow that they are a step above blow jobs in the Oval Office, but really how hard can it be to get competent people who can run things behind the scenes to reduce the number of gaffes these people make?

  4. Just more proof of why Biden was really chosen. With Joe in the second slot, Obama is both impeachment and bullet proof. No one would be crazy enough to want a President Biden.

  5. Presidential assassins are, as a rule, off kilter nut-jobs who wouldn’t take into consideration that there actions might place a buffoon like Biden in power.

  6. With Joe in the second slot, Obama is … impeachment … proof.

    I’m still not so sure Biden wouldn’t be a … less disastrous President than Obama. There is something to be said for sheer buffoonery over malicious incompetence.

  7. …but I wouldn’t ever want Obama to leave office by other-than-constitutional means. The very last thing this country needs is another martyr for yet another generation of bedwetters like … Obama.

  8. I, too, agree with Joe. It is a big f***ing deal. Only problem is, I’m one of the schm***s who’s getting f***ed!

  9. Presidential assassins are, as a rule, off kilter nut-jobs who wouldn’t take into consideration that there actions might place a buffoon like Biden in power.

    True, but if there was ever a shred of hesitation on the part of a Secret Service agent to catch a bullet to protect Obama, the words “President Joe Biden” would remove all doubt. Hell, I can’t stand Obama and I’d catch a bullet meant for him to keep Biden from the presidency.

  11. Would love to perform some sort of occult ritual to bring H.L. Mecken back from the dead and have Zombie Mencken write a regular column, or blog. I used to think what great grist for Mencken’s mill President Jimmy Carter would have provided, but that would be nothing compared to Mencken writing about Il Dufe, Biden, Pelosi and the rest of the gang.

    Recently I’ve been reading MINORITY REPORT, a colection of mini-essays, short observations and aphorisms taken from Mencken’s note book, and it’s amazing how much of what he wrote during the New Deal presages the Age of Obama. Especially since now polls indicate that the Sheeple, who before were reported to oppose ObamaCare, now that it’s passed, have decided it’s a good thing. Imagine Mencken’s reaction to that: any POS law magically becomes a good law, just by virtue of it being passed! Anyway, here’s a quote that seems to apply to our current cannonballing down the Road to Serfdom:

    “The elements of democracy that are sound in logic . . . may be very briefly listed:
    1. Equality before the law
    2. The limitation of government
    3. Free speech

    “All the rest of the democratic dogma is at best dubious, and at worse palpable nonsense. No professional whooper-up of democracy, so far as I know, is in favor of these three things. Every time democratic enthusiasm rises to orgiastic heights violent attempts are made to put down all of them.”

  13. Oh come on, a President Biden would be fantastic. He’d be a laugh a day, and a lame duck president from day 1. As an ally for the democrats in the capitol building, he’d be more harm (for them) than good.

    He’s like a walking reductio ad absurdum.

  14. He’s like a walking reductio ad absurdum.

    It’s such a good thing we didn’t elect Sarah Palin for his job! Oh, could you imagine?! /sarc^2

  15. The “BFD” is perhaps less embarrassing to the administration than what Barney Frank proposed. He wanted a fully-choreographed production number based on his favorite movie. Frank, Nancy Pelosi, Obama and Reid would link arms and go skipping down the center aisle, gaily (no pun intended) singing “We’re On the Road to Serfdom,” to the tune of “We’re Off to See the Wizard.”

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