This is why I almost never go to the movies anymore – I’ve already seen this flick about a dozen times!
Satisfies a wide range of movie-watching motivations!
The title should of course be; “Generic”
…coming again, to a theater near you.
Pretty good. But like all faux-trailers, it’s too long. Actual trailers top out at 2:20. It would be a tighter piece if they better mimicked the form they were satirizing.
Frank,
or it could say,
“…playing CONSTANTLY, in a long term, non-exclusive run, at a theater near you!!”
“This years, last years and next years Smash Hit…”
“…like EVERY other movie you’ve seen…”
“The New York Times calls it, ‘the one and every movie you need to see this season’…’
I could do this the rest of the week. All I need is the movie section from my local fish wrap, and change the “ONLY’, “NONE”, “NO Other”, kinds of silly statements to Every, ALL, etc.
Delighted at the visually stunning, captivating, daring, edge of my seat, roller coaster ride, and heartfelt romantic comedy/thriller/action/drama/suspense/independent performance of the year.
When are they gonna make Smurfs the movie?
Josh,
The did…they just called it Avatar
Amused in-joke, this is almost as entertaining as watching the all-Elcor production of Shakespeare.
Scott: Only two minutes between you and Josh. You beat everyone else to it…!
they just called it Avatar
Ah yes, well I’ll look forward to Avatar 2: The Revenge of Gargamel and the Magical Cauldron of Navi Soup in smell-o-vision.
Big D…
I am still laughing at that one… I cannot ride in an elevator without thinking of it…
Someone should do a blog like that.
“Political screed about pending legislation (link to earlier post about the debt embedded)”
“Andrew Sullivan is still nuts”
“Heh (link to funny story embedded)”
“Ares X-1 sucks”
“Citation of media double standard”
“Indeed (link to interesting story embedded)”
“The national debt keeps rising (Obama debt chart displayed)”
“Gizmodo discovers another odd gadget”
“Politician makes speech today, contradicting an earlier statement documented by YouTube (video embedded)”
“Great Lileks one-liner”
“Somebody blames weather anomaly on global warming”
Oops, that should be Ares I-X. Sorry about adding those nine sequels.
Josh,
will it be Navi Bean Soup? I just love that with corn bread!!
Witty yet inane comment about movie trailer
will it be Navi Bean Soup?
I dunno, Pandora looks like a pretty warm planet, maybe a Gazpacho would be more appropriate.
Excellent!
Most Described Movie of the Year!
This is why I almost never go to the movies anymore – I’ve already seen this flick about a dozen times!
Satisfies a wide range of movie-watching motivations!
The title should of course be; “Generic”
…coming again, to a theater near you.
Pretty good. But like all faux-trailers, it’s too long. Actual trailers top out at 2:20. It would be a tighter piece if they better mimicked the form they were satirizing.
Frank,
or it could say,
“…playing CONSTANTLY, in a long term, non-exclusive run, at a theater near you!!”
“This years, last years and next years Smash Hit…”
“…like EVERY other movie you’ve seen…”
“The New York Times calls it, ‘the one and every movie you need to see this season’…’
I could do this the rest of the week. All I need is the movie section from my local fish wrap, and change the “ONLY’, “NONE”, “NO Other”, kinds of silly statements to Every, ALL, etc.
Delighted at the visually stunning, captivating, daring, edge of my seat, roller coaster ride, and heartfelt romantic comedy/thriller/action/drama/suspense/independent performance of the year.
When are they gonna make Smurfs the movie?
Josh,
The did…they just called it Avatar
Amused in-joke, this is almost as entertaining as watching the all-Elcor production of Shakespeare.
Scott: Only two minutes between you and Josh. You beat everyone else to it…!
Ah yes, well I’ll look forward to Avatar 2: The Revenge of Gargamel and the Magical Cauldron of Navi Soup in smell-o-vision.
Big D…
I am still laughing at that one… I cannot ride in an elevator without thinking of it…
Someone should do a blog like that.
“Political screed about pending legislation (link to earlier post about the debt embedded)”
“Andrew Sullivan is still nuts”
“Heh (link to funny story embedded)”
“Ares X-1 sucks”
“Citation of media double standard”
“Indeed (link to interesting story embedded)”
“The national debt keeps rising (Obama debt chart displayed)”
“Gizmodo discovers another odd gadget”
“Politician makes speech today, contradicting an earlier statement documented by YouTube (video embedded)”
“Great Lileks one-liner”
“Somebody blames weather anomaly on global warming”
Oops, that should be Ares I-X. Sorry about adding those nine sequels.
Josh,
will it be Navi Bean Soup? I just love that with corn bread!!
Witty yet inane comment about movie trailer
I dunno, Pandora looks like a pretty warm planet, maybe a Gazpacho would be more appropriate.
Laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh.
Alan, you mean something like this? http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendiary/
Ben Zeen,
I wish that blogger would hack Obama’s teleprompter.
Pretty good. But like all faux-trailers, it’s too long.