I think I can guess what O’Reilly’s most ridiculous item of the day will be.

Behar: “Are you interested to go on O’Reilly’s show and take him on? Because he’s been after your ass, baby! He wants you on a silver platter!”

[Audience applauds, laughs]

Garofalo, joking: “I know. He likes me! He likes me! He has a crush on me! He’s very attracted to me.”

Still no crawling on knees through cut glass, apparently.