Iowahawk has an exclusive: a guest editorial by the skivvie bomber:
…the whole in-flight terror experience has gone completely downhill since the jet set golden years of the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. What happened to all those pretty stewardesses and polite, well dressed infidels, screaming as the plane plummeted to the ground? Time was, a suicide mission to explode an international jumbo jet was an event full of glamor and excitement; but now it seems to be a endless series of delays, hassles, pushy jerks and third-degree testicular chemical burns. And don’t even get me started on the crappy airline food.
…So I’m like, “honey, do I look like I’m a US military veteran?”
“No.”
“Do I look like I’m some sort of right wing anti-tax teabagger?”
“No.”
“Do I look like anybody else on the DHS terrorism danger list?”
“No, but…”
“Then I suggest that unless you want a nasty anti-discrimination lawsuit on your hands, you’d best give me an aisle seat. With extended legroom.”
I don’t know how he gets these things….
It’s said that the exceptions prove (test) the rule. Regarding his suggestion to give those of us with security clearances lessor screening, it sounds reasonable at first. However, as an Army officer, it’s very likely that the Ft. Hood shooter had at least a secret clearance.
Epic.
I think this comment is on the wrong post, but he shouldn’t have had a secret clearance. He should have (at minimum) been drummed out of the service long before. The question is: how many more of him are there?
You’re right, my comment is in the wrong post. Go ahead and delete it if you wish. I’ll repost it in the correct location.
Wait, I’m confused. Wasn’t he read his Miranda rights? None of this, not one of the above incriminating statements can be admitted into a court of law. Hasn’t he suffered enough, having his nutsack burnt off, then flash frozen and finally eaten by a spawn of Satan?
I notice the jihadi in Iowahawk’s Glasgow Airport attack piece also had his pecker burned off and eaten by the bomb-sniffing dog.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
I travel a lot in my work…I simply hate airline travel…not just holiday travel. I cannot wait until I can retire…assuming Zer0bama doesn’t kill the economy so we will all have to work until the day we did…so I won’t have to log as many hours on the road as I do today.