The logical conclusion of inane anti-war tactics can be found here. [Warning, more than slightly risque, particularly some of the links on the page]

My own bumper sticker suggestions:

“Save An Iraqi By Getting All Whacky”

“Bag Balm–not Baghdad Bomb”

“War is Funky, Slap the Monkey”

It’s pretty damned funny.

[Via Volokh]