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6 thoughts on “More Obama Witticisms”
“In 2006, it was spinach. 2008 . . . peppers . . . and possibly tomatoes. In 2009, it was peanuts.”
You know what? I’m kind of revolted that he went on Leno. I mean, WTF? He’s the President. Doesn’t he have important stuff to do? Should he really be dicking around shooting the shit and yukking it up with a comedian, like some commonplace airhead celebrity?
And what even about the dignity of the office? Would John Kennedy have guest-starred on The Hollywood Squares or Love Boat? Wouldn’t it be a little trashy if he did?
I dunno, somehow it feels like it would if he gave TV interviews while taking a whiz in the Oval Office bathroom, talking a bit louder over his shoulder to make himself heard over the splash. And then cracked some coarse penis joke to do a little locker-room bonding with the cameraman.
Carl,
he’s WAY too busy CAMPAIGNING to BE President, to ACTUALLY go the Oval Office and BE Presidential.
I told my wife, I wished President BOHICA would hire himself a chunky little, beret wearing intern. Hell, at least Clinton made some phone calls while he “…did not have sex with that woman!”
I dunno, somehow it feels like it would if he gave TV interviews while taking a whiz in the Oval Office
You need to read up on one of the ways in which LBJ would meet with subordinates. Let’s just say he was royally seated.
Well I think LBJ was a robot sent by the Galactic Overlord to destroy our civilization and prepare us for our new role as delicacies for the Imperial table, so I wouldn’t be surprised.
Now you’ve reminded me of my favorite photo of LBJ. It shows LBJ’s persuasive technique of getting into a congressman’s personal space until he agreed to whatever LBJ was proposing.
Here’s the photo:
“img.nytstore.com/IMAGES/NSAP358_EXTR.JPG”
The caption could be “Mmmmm — smells good. The Overlord will be pleased. Mwah haha!”
“In 2006, it was spinach. 2008 . . . peppers . . . and possibly tomatoes. In 2009, it was peanuts.”
You know what? I’m kind of revolted that he went on Leno. I mean, WTF? He’s the President. Doesn’t he have important stuff to do? Should he really be dicking around shooting the shit and yukking it up with a comedian, like some commonplace airhead celebrity?
And what even about the dignity of the office? Would John Kennedy have guest-starred on The Hollywood Squares or Love Boat? Wouldn’t it be a little trashy if he did?
I dunno, somehow it feels like it would if he gave TV interviews while taking a whiz in the Oval Office bathroom, talking a bit louder over his shoulder to make himself heard over the splash. And then cracked some coarse penis joke to do a little locker-room bonding with the cameraman.
Carl,
he’s WAY too busy CAMPAIGNING to BE President, to ACTUALLY go the Oval Office and BE Presidential.
I told my wife, I wished President BOHICA would hire himself a chunky little, beret wearing intern. Hell, at least Clinton made some phone calls while he “…did not have sex with that woman!”
I dunno, somehow it feels like it would if he gave TV interviews while taking a whiz in the Oval Office
You need to read up on one of the ways in which LBJ would meet with subordinates. Let’s just say he was royally seated.
Well I think LBJ was a robot sent by the Galactic Overlord to destroy our civilization and prepare us for our new role as delicacies for the Imperial table, so I wouldn’t be surprised.
Now you’ve reminded me of my favorite photo of LBJ. It shows LBJ’s persuasive technique of getting into a congressman’s personal space until he agreed to whatever LBJ was proposing.
Here’s the photo:
“img.nytstore.com/IMAGES/NSAP358_EXTR.JPG”
The caption could be “Mmmmm — smells good. The Overlord will be pleased. Mwah haha!”