For those interested, here’s Gary Coleman’s campaign platform. It’s got a lot of stuff on it, but hey, a guy like him needs a big platform…

I’m actually in favor of his anti-politician, anti-tax, anti-union, pot-reform, and anti-bus planks, but I’ve got problems with his enthusiasm for eminent domain. And as someone with a pond in their backyard, I live in constant fear of having my home declared a wetland.

Also, I’m not sure that, given how screwed up the water markets are in California (particularly considering that they don’t really exist–it’s a political spoils system), “free water” is all that hot an idea. Besides, the stuff is dangerous.