The libertarian president?

He sure seems like the closest thing to it we could imagine.

[Update a couple minutes later]

Donald Trump: "If elected, I promise to dope Elon Musk up with amphetamines and trenbolone and send him rampaging through the federal budget office with a blessed chainsaw forged from the souls of martyred accountants."

Voters: "Yay! We want specifically this thing! At once!"… https://t.co/WJcfkVNa0O

— Devon Eriksen (@Devon_Eriksen_) February 6, 2025

[Update a couple more minutes later]

Trump has finally taught Republicans how to fight.

[Late-morning update]

I wish he’d tells us what he really thinks.

This is an extremely articulate, forceful, and honest explanation of how the Democratic Party failed the American people. A must watch to the very end where he explains USAID. https://t.co/s79HYmxcZ6

— Bill Ackman (@BillAckman) February 6, 2025