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1. Trainer: What are you hiding?
   Pelican: Me? Nothing. Just minding my own business.
   Trainer: What’s that in your throat?
   Pelican: Oh nothing, maybe a cold. I’ll keep my distance.
   Trainer: Come here!
   Pelican: Nope I’ll keep my distance.
   Trainer: Stop. I’m going to hold you and look at your throat.
   Pelican: Um, um… don’t want to open. AHHH. You’re prying my mouth open.
   Trainer: What is this?
   Pelican: Just a pillow. I thought it was a pill. It will be ok.
   Trainer: Let me get this out.
   Pigeon: What happened?

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