Don’t attempt to think for yourself; trust the government.

[Update a few minutes later]

THE GOVERNMENT LOVES ME AND THERE IS NOTHING FISHY GOING ON ANYWHERE

HAHAHA YOU CONSPIRACY THEORISTS SURE CRACK ME UP

THE CIA HAS DEFINITELY NEVER PUT LSD IN THE WATER JUST FOR FUN

WOOOEEEE WHAT A STORY pic.twitter.com/a8xbv6znJf

— Daddy Warpig (@DaddyWarpig) September 6, 2024