The Freeport question of our time.
Republicans need to be asking the Democrats that question in every debate this year.
8 thoughts on “What Is A Woman?”
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The Freeport question of our time.
Republicans need to be asking the Democrats that question in every debate this year.
Comments are closed.
She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she’s always a woman to me
She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she’ll never believe
And she’ll take what you give her as long as it’s free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she’s always a woman to me
Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She’s ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind
She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she’ll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you’re bleedin’
But she’ll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she’s always a woman to me
Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She’s ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind
She is frequently kind
And she’s suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She’s nobody’s fool
But she can’t be convicted
She’s earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she’s always a woman to me
-B. Joel
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/billyjoel/shesalwaysawoman.html
Kipling:
What is a woman that you would foresake her
to go with the old, gray Widow-Maker?
Obviously there are two ways to answer that question. I’ve wondered a lot recently which would cause more proggy head explosions:
1) An individual with two X chromosomes.
2) An individual who lacks a Y chromosome.
Probably the second one since it uses the word “lacks” (exclusionary or something) but at this point who the hell really knows.
1) An individual with two X chromosomes.
2) An individual who lacks a Y chromosome.
Google Swyer syndrome.
Abnormalities do not negate the norm.
No one knows and it is incredibly exciting to live in the Age of Discovery where we get to learn the answers to these fundamental questions. Perhaps we will even discover what a front hole is if the Republicans don’t cut government funding because they are so racists.
A woman is a dude that can’t parallel park, can’t kill a spider, and can’t deal with emotional turmoil — but needs to be treated as an equal because of the V-word.
If there was anything in life you wanted more than pussy, then there’s something wrong with you…
I put that in the past tense because I think you’re in my age group. Right now, I want my left foot to stop hurting more than I ever wanted pussy when I was young. Nobody ever told me gout is worse than celibacy!