“We were just peacefully protesting — Gondor had no right to peacefully protest back,” said one Orc. “Two of their agents were even having a contest to see how many of us they could kill — and they were killing the majestic, endangered Oliphaunts! I’m literally shaking right now.”
I laughed so hard, I think I broke a rib.
To the rescue:
“Well,” said Stomper, “I guess it’s time we all laid our cards on the
table,” and with that he noisily emptied the contents of a faded duffel into a heap in front of him. When he was finished, there was a large pile of odd objects, including a broken sword, a golden arm, a snowflake paperweight, the Holy Grail, the Golden Fleece, the Robe, a piece of the True Cross, and a glass slipper.
“Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt, heir of Barbisol and King of Minas
Troney, at your service,” he said, rather loudly.
I still think that should read King of Miami Beach.
It is heartening that someone else has read that fine piece of classic literature from those wacky Harvard kids.
Somewhere around here I must still have a copy of “Bored of the Rings.”
Well, while we are on the subject of tales Babylonian Hive:
The Bee will be accused of racism because orcs are racist now.
Well, yes, because everything is racist now. Everything. The left tells us so. They see racists everywhere. Odd that they can’t see the real ones in the mirror, though.
“We were just peacefully protesting — Gondor had no right to peacefully protest back,” said one Orc. “Two of their agents were even having a contest to see how many of us they could kill — and they were killing the majestic, endangered Oliphaunts! I’m literally shaking right now.”
I laughed so hard, I think I broke a rib.
To the rescue:
“Well,” said Stomper, “I guess it’s time we all laid our cards on the
table,” and with that he noisily emptied the contents of a faded duffel into a heap in front of him. When he was finished, there was a large pile of odd objects, including a broken sword, a golden arm, a snowflake paperweight, the Holy Grail, the Golden Fleece, the Robe, a piece of the True Cross, and a glass slipper.
“Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt, heir of Barbisol and King of Minas
Troney, at your service,” he said, rather loudly.
I still think that should read King of Miami Beach.
It is heartening that someone else has read that fine piece of classic literature from those wacky Harvard kids.
Somewhere around here I must still have a copy of “Bored of the Rings.”
Well, while we are on the subject of tales Babylonian Hive:
https://babylonbee.com/news/as-part-of-settlement-with-nick-sandmann-cnn-hosts-must-wear-maga-hats-while-on-the-air
The Bee will be accused of racism because orcs are racist now.
Well, yes, because everything is racist now. Everything. The left tells us so. They see racists everywhere. Odd that they can’t see the real ones in the mirror, though.
Vampires are not racists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3YWDRPQQ4
The Bee is so raciss. Everyone knows that Orcs is 2020’s version of Vibrants.
The Dems look like Orcs.
It would be nice if Dems weren’t governing California.