And of course, the Babylon Bee has the rest of the story:
One thought on “Pigeons”
Mariah Hillman, who runs Lofty Hopes, a Las Vegas pigeon rescue organization
Had to check on that; yep, it’s real.All proceeds benefit Lofty Hopes pigeon rescue and Pet Food Not Bombs pet pantry.
“I’ve decided to devote most of my time to rescuing pigeons.”
“Why?”
“Seh jihvad davoqmohdi quch.”
[google translate: it’s Klingon. “Because it makes me happy.”]
“M’kay.”
Mariah Hillman, who runs Lofty Hopes, a Las Vegas pigeon rescue organization
Had to check on that; yep, it’s real. All proceeds benefit Lofty Hopes pigeon rescue and Pet Food Not Bombs pet pantry.
“I’ve decided to devote most of my time to rescuing pigeons.”
“Why?”
“Seh jihvad davoqmohdi quch.”
[google translate: it’s Klingon. “Because it makes me happy.”]
“M’kay.”