Sexbots

The technology continues to improve:

Realbotix has recently fitted its Harmony models with a new “vaginal sensor”. This enables the machine to respond to tempo and pressure before producing its own response. Brick previously told us: “Now they have developed a vaginal sensor for inserts they put in to the doll, the robotic body, and now as you thrust into the sensor when you’re having sex the sensor is a reactive strip, that sends the stimuli to the brain, to tell it how deep you’re going, how hard you’re going and how hard you’re thrusting. “Now you have all of that information coming into the AI and it’s calculating and responding appropriately.”

What could possibly go wrong with that?

7 thoughts on “Sexbots”

  1. What could possibly go wrong? Why, women might retaliate by using artificial penii, perhaps with a vibration feature.

    I see this as the logical result of the battle of the sexes. Only this is a trump card.

      1. In Rick and Morty season 1 episode 7, “Raising Gazorpazorp”, Morty buys a sex robot on an alien planet, takes it home, and knocks it up. It turned out that the women of Gazorpazorp use sex robots to reproduce.

  2. Just think of the articles when deep fakes are merged into the programming and manufacture of sex bots.

    It used to be they needed many many pictures and videos for machine learning to replicate realistic movement, and probably still is for modling idiosyncratic behavior, but now, they can match a 2d image with a database of similar featured people to transform the 2d into 3d.

    Politics is going to get crazy.

  3. Unless it’s programed to nag, sigh when not satisfied, or complain about the man not listening, it just won’t seem real!!! Bwahahahahah

  4. So where were these robots when I needed them? I mean, the real women were fun, but there were unreasonable maintenance costs, and I had to trade them in on new models about at the same rate as my cars.

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