So Smith has gone from the NRO media critic to Ann Landers?
“If you hadn’t gotten drunk with Robert, the evening might not have turned into a catastrophe for you.”
Sounds to me like once Robert started undressing, a few more drinks would have been a blessing.
“Margot, I can’t believe I need to tell you this: If you’re in a car with a guy and you’re not sure if he wants to murder you, the date has already gone bad.”?
That’s why you should wait until you’re married. Then you’ll be absolutely certain he wants to murder you.
“Margot, I don’t know what the right number is for you, but seven is too many.”
Big deal. My ex-wife had seven guys. What can I say? It was a slow week.
Me, I never had any luck with girls. This one girl told me “Come over, there’s nobody home!” I went over. There was nobody home!
Being stupid has consequences? Who knew?
So Smith has gone from the NRO media critic to Ann Landers?
“If you hadn’t gotten drunk with Robert, the evening might not have turned into a catastrophe for you.”
Sounds to me like once Robert started undressing, a few more drinks would have been a blessing.
“Margot, I can’t believe I need to tell you this: If you’re in a car with a guy and you’re not sure if he wants to murder you, the date has already gone bad.”?
That’s why you should wait until you’re married. Then you’ll be absolutely certain he wants to murder you.
“Margot, I don’t know what the right number is for you, but seven is too many.”
Big deal. My ex-wife had seven guys. What can I say? It was a slow week.
Me, I never had any luck with girls. This one girl told me “Come over, there’s nobody home!” I went over. There was nobody home!
Read to the tune of rappin’ Rodney.