Who should be our next president, Cthulhu, or the Sweet Meteor of Death?
I think they should run as a unity ticket, myself. Assuming Cthulhu has a heart, he could be a heartbeat away from the presidency.
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My car’s already wearing its Cthulhu 2016 bumper sticker. “Why settle for the lesser evil?” But a unity campaign would do also: “Cthulhu/SMOD 2016: No matter what, you’re f—–.” I hear Jeb may have that copyrighted for the HillaBush unity campaign, though.
I’d have to see the Cabinet level nominations.
Hedorah for EPA; Gojira for SecDef; Vlad Tepes for Health & Human Services; Jack the Ripper as IRS chief; Michelle Obama for the new combined Department of Education and Agriculture; zombie Lavrenti Beria for DHS; Lena Dunham as SecState.
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Kronos.”
I think you mean Kodos.
choosing evil [is] morally problematic
SMOD will deal with such fence sitters.
If we elect Cthulhu, we’ll all be living the life of R’lyeh.
You win the internets. I am totally stealing this.
Don’t forget the dark horse candidate, Yellowstone Caldera.