Humor, Mathematics, Space, Technology and Society Engineering Less-Than 101 September 27, 2013 Rand Simberg 4 Comments This is dramatically oversimplified. It only works for mechanical engineering.
1) Use a bigger hammer. 2) If a sufficient hammer doesn’t work, you’ve got an electrical problem mate. 3) Plug it in. There’s also no mention of baling wire.
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1) Use a bigger hammer.
2) If a sufficient hammer doesn’t work, you’ve got an electrical problem mate.
3) Plug it in.
There’s also no mention of baling wire.
If it won’t move, force it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyhow.
It only works for mechanical engineering.
Hey, I resemble that remark.
No, the flow chart looks like
Engineer has a job?
No Yes
Citizen/resident? H1B? Private sector? PSE?
Take no action Hire immediately Lay off Reduce pay