11 thoughts on “The Manchurian Handkerchief”

1. Damn, that must be one magic handkerchief to make Obama “uh” and “ah” for ninety minutes.

   1. I suggest that from this moment forward that everyone refer to The One as Uhbama.

      1. Awesome!

2. I guess Obama’s notes were on the floor or the top of his shoes.

   1. Ouch!

3. If they can convince themselves that Romney was cheating then they’ll figure it’s ok for them to cheat. Someone should bring a radio scanner to the next debate in case they try something obvious.

   I suppose they don’t really need to convince themselves that Romney was cheating–the blow-out in the last one should convince everyone but The O that they’ll need to cheat in the next.

4. Romney brought a hanky, Obama brought a diaper.

   Daver, if Obama tried to cheat it would probably go like this:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk#t=4m05s

   1. 🙂

      Christopher Lloyd is amazing. I didn’t realize he was in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

      Anyway, the biggest problem would be convincing The O that he lost the last time and needed to do something different the next time. Maybe instead of trying to help The O they could try hurting Romney–flashing lights, sirens, laxatives in his before-debate meal.

5. Told ya. .

6. So when will the handkerchief debate the teleprompter?

7. I’ve posted it elsewhere: Obama’s cheat sheet revealed!

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