…there are SO many ‘native with a bone through his nose’ jokes that fit in here, but unless the other racists are looking in, they won’t be funny.
But somewhere in the past, some Republican refered (obliquely, as I recall) to Obama as a “Professor” — and Lefty’s ears perked up at the sound of that dog-whistle, branding “Professor” a racist slur…
As I recall, Gilligan was actually trying to help, however unsuccessfully.
To compare the incumbent occupier of the white house to Gilligan is an insult to the latter. “Little Buddy”, however incompetent he may have been, was an honest man.
Gilligan was consciously trying to help, but subconsciously he realized that he could alter reality while on the island, and was using his growing magical abilities to sabotage any rescue attempt. Eventually he gained full control of his powers and changed himself to look like Ricardo Montalban and the guy who always called him “Little Buddy” to Herve Villechaize.
Obama doesn’t have Gilligan’s work ethic or good-natured streak.
That would make Joe Biden the Skipper, and Paul Ryan the Professor.
Lovey is obviously Ann. I’d give the nod to Sarah Palin as Mary Ann, but I’m stumped to name a female Democrat who would correspond to Ginger.
The radio announcer
Dr. Boris Balinkoff
Wrong Way Feldman
The gorilla
The robot
The surfer
Assorted Pacific islanders (Occupiers?)
El Presidente Pancho Hernando Gonzales Enrico Rodriguez of Eucuarico
The Mosquitos (Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving)
Harold Hecuba (pick any movie producer in the tank for Obama)
The Russian cosmonauts
Erika Tiffany-Smith (she was played by Zsa Zsa Gabor, so flip a coin – heads Arianna Huffington, tails Teresa Heinz Kerry)
…there are SO many ‘native with a bone through his nose’ jokes that fit in here, but unless the other racists are looking in, they won’t be funny.
But somewhere in the past, some Republican refered (obliquely, as I recall) to Obama as a “Professor” — and Lefty’s ears perked up at the sound of that dog-whistle, branding “Professor” a racist slur…
As I recall, Gilligan was actually trying to help, however unsuccessfully.
To compare the incumbent occupier of the white house to Gilligan is an insult to the latter. “Little Buddy”, however incompetent he may have been, was an honest man.
Gilligan was consciously trying to help, but subconsciously he realized that he could alter reality while on the island, and was using his growing magical abilities to sabotage any rescue attempt. Eventually he gained full control of his powers and changed himself to look like Ricardo Montalban and the guy who always called him “Little Buddy” to Herve Villechaize.
Obama doesn’t have Gilligan’s work ethic or good-natured streak.
That would make Joe Biden the Skipper, and Paul Ryan the Professor.
Lovey is obviously Ann. I’d give the nod to Sarah Palin as Mary Ann, but I’m stumped to name a female Democrat who would correspond to Ginger.
Kirsten Powers Gil.
Ginger.
http://obamagirl.com/
And who plays these roles?
The radio announcer
Dr. Boris Balinkoff
Wrong Way Feldman
The gorilla
The robot
The surfer
Assorted Pacific islanders (Occupiers?)
El Presidente Pancho Hernando Gonzales Enrico Rodriguez of Eucuarico
The Mosquitos (Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving)
Harold Hecuba (pick any movie producer in the tank for Obama)
The Russian cosmonauts
Erika Tiffany-Smith (she was played by Zsa Zsa Gabor, so flip a coin – heads Arianna Huffington, tails Teresa Heinz Kerry)