The free association that goes on here is mind-boggling…which is why I keep coming back.
Ban dihydrogenmonoxide, it’s a -far- stronger greenhouse gas.
I’d rather ban liberal politicians and extremist environmentalists because they’re massive sources of hot air (and CO2!).
Maybe there’s some way to strap a windmill onto a politician? Or to hook press secretaries up to an alternator (sometimes they spin faster than others–we’d need some sort of voltage compensator)? It might be personally inconvenient, but, hey, it’s for Gaia. Although maybe we shouldn’t stop at politicians–anyone who attends a global warming conference could have wind turbines surgically implanted.
Can’t we just vote to get rid of wind?
You mean like to stop politicians from breathing? Wouldn’t the ASPCA get mad at you?
“What’s with all these negative vibes man. It’s a beautiful windmill. The wind will blow man.”
Ocean waves as an alternative? How about ocean thermal successfully demonstrated in the 1920s with positive environment results as well.
Negative WAVES Ken.
The free association that goes on here is mind-boggling…which is why I keep coming back.
Ban dihydrogenmonoxide, it’s a -far- stronger greenhouse gas.
I’d rather ban liberal politicians and extremist environmentalists because they’re massive sources of hot air (and CO2!).
Maybe there’s some way to strap a windmill onto a politician? Or to hook press secretaries up to an alternator (sometimes they spin faster than others–we’d need some sort of voltage compensator)? It might be personally inconvenient, but, hey, it’s for Gaia. Although maybe we shouldn’t stop at politicians–anyone who attends a global warming conference could have wind turbines surgically implanted.
Can’t we just vote to get rid of wind?
You mean like to stop politicians from breathing? Wouldn’t the ASPCA get mad at you?