21 thoughts on “If I Had A Dog”

  2. That’s totally photoshopped!

    It’s faked, any HS kid could do that now.

    How do we know that’s Zimmerman? It could be the back of anyone’s head!

    How come we didn’t hear he was beaten until AFTER the SHTF over the murder of Trayvon!?

    (I just wanted to beat some of the local ‘non-conservatives’ to the punch with today’s inane talking points)

    1. Nah, it was ketchup applied to the back of Zimmerman’s head by the racist Sanford cops. After taking the picture, the rain washed it off which explains the lack of bandages and “blood” when Zimmerman was brought in for “questioning”. See, it’s all consistent!

  3. It came out today that Treyvon had powder burns and stipling. Either a contact or near contact shot.

    Prediction: Case gets tossed at teh evidentary pre-tril hearing. Not gonna make it to the jury.

    1. Most of the talking head lawyers on TV and radio this AM, were saying he’ll cop a plea instead of taking a chance with a jury. As wrong as I think Zimmerman was for following Martin like that, taking the plea can’t ever be undone.

      I wouldn’t do it! I’d take my chances.

      The flip side is that lawyers as divergent politically as Alan Dershowitz and Andrew Napolitano agreed in saying earlier that the affidavit is so poorly written, that the next judge might throw it out of court, because the state didn’t make a good enough case for 2nd Degree Murder.

      Maybe THAT was intentional? Then FL officials can do a Pontius Pilate and be done with this.

  5. On the other hand, I guess this means the right now acknowledges that President Obama is not a Muslim since it is forbidden for Muslims to eat land predators like dogs since they are “unclean”.

    2. It doesn’t say that at all TM.

      It says and several reports verified that Lolo Soetoro wasn’t very devout a Muslim. Just because the father wasn’t a firm believer, doesn’t mean the son can’t be a closeted believer.

      1. Which raises a question. Why is this a issue if President Obama was just a little kid at the time and ate what his parents told him to eat.

        Seems to me that one was just a case of a kid obeying his parents (isn’t that a value the Republicans argue for?) while the other case was of a adult and father making a poor decision 🙂

        Yep, its really great fun to watch the lengths the anti-Obama crowd will go to create a story.

          1. MfK,

            What is fun is watching the lengths the anti-obama blog industry keeps going to trying to invent ways of showing that President Obama is not an “Real American”.

            I am just wondering how long it is before the anti-obama blog industry notice that “long pork” was also part of the diet of some Indonesians in the 1960’s and start claiming it was also part of his childhood diet. It would fit in well with the imagine of the President they are trying to sell so I expect it will only be a matter of time 🙂

          2. Hey, I already brought up the cannibalism issue a couple of days ago in the previous TTM thread on dog eating. 😀

            You know he’s eaten human flesh. Chowing down on human pituitary glands before his adolescent growth spurt is probably why he’s built so goofy.

    3. We’re talking about the same time in Obama’s life that he was actually attending a Muslim school and then attended a Catholic school as a registered Muslim. Islam takes a dim view of apostasy, so does that mean Obama is a Muslim?

    4. I thought Obama went to the Trinity Baptist Church with Rev Wright? It is bad enough Obama belonged to a racist organization for 20 years, who cares if his Dad raised him as Muslim for a few years as a child.

    5. I’ve never believed Obama was a devout Muslim, Christian or member of any other religion. To be devoutly religious, you have to believe in something greater than yourself. Nothing I’ve seen indicates Obama is capable of such belief.

      1. Seems to me that a belief in one’s self is a common thread found in most politicians regardless of their ideology.

        1. Obama takes self-love (narcissism) to whole new levels. Ever notice how often he mentions himself in every speech he gives regardless of the subject?

    1. Titus,
      that’s one of the most horrific and outrageous things I ever heard. It’s one of those cases that you read and you know it’s true, because no one is sick enough to create that just on paper.

      This could explain why Corey hasn’t gone after the NBPP, or Louie’s Favorite-con, she’s too busy elsewhere going after children and idiots who misuse power and guns.

  7. I tried this joke at the checkout line of the local supermarket today. It fell flat with a thump. This is a very small and conservative town with a large Mormon presents.

    Oh well. It’s obviously the way I told it. My follow on joke, which I forget, did get a laugh (and thank you of appreciation from a hard working checkout lady.)

    Perhaps I should have gone with a dead baby joke?

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