11 thoughts on “Keystone”

      1. If we could just domesticate these humans we could save the import cost and advertise them as “fresh farm-fed humans.”

        Humans meanwhile, plot to get the aliens hooked on tobacco.

        1. If you really want to destroy the aliens, get them hooked on socialism, Marxism and liberalism.

    1. What? Are you suggesting…? Aw, ya couldn’t be. They aren’t…

      [whisper]LIARS[/whisper]

      …not to mention, only democratic when it suits them.

  1. This just in, and not at all unexpectedly.

    “Obama signs order establishing natural gas task force”

    Yep, natural gas was too productive, so Obama emits the usual stream of blather about protecting the public while he moves to shut down fracking.

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