Business, Economics, Media Criticism, Political Commentary, Science And Society Keystone April 11, 2012 Rand Simberg 11 Comments It was never about the environment in Nebraska.
If we could just domesticate these humans we could save the import cost and advertise them as “fresh farm-fed humans.” Humans meanwhile, plot to get the aliens hooked on tobacco.
What? Are you suggesting…? Aw, ya couldn’t be. They aren’t… [whisper]LIARS[/whisper] …not to mention, only democratic when it suits them.
This just in, and not at all unexpectedly. “Obama signs order establishing natural gas task force” Yep, natural gas was too productive, so Obama emits the usual stream of blather about protecting the public while he moves to shut down fracking.
If the aliens ever do arrive, these are the people they should take away for their zoo exhibits.
No, they should take them away to serve for lunch.
“To Serve Man”, it’s a cookbook!
If we could just domesticate these humans we could save the import cost and advertise them as “fresh farm-fed humans.”
Humans meanwhile, plot to get the aliens hooked on tobacco.
If you really want to destroy the aliens, get them hooked on socialism, Marxism and liberalism.
Nobody hooked on S.M.L. makes it to the stars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYhF79vIlws
“It was never about the environment in Nebraska.”
Whoever thought it was?
What? Are you suggesting…? Aw, ya couldn’t be. They aren’t…
[whisper]LIARS[/whisper]
…not to mention, only democratic when it suits them.
*snicker*
This just in, and not at all unexpectedly.
“Obama signs order establishing natural gas task force”
Yep, natural gas was too productive, so Obama emits the usual stream of blather about protecting the public while he moves to shut down fracking.
Yet the media let’s him get away with “All of the Above.” Disgraceful.