5 thoughts on “From The “Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle” Department”

  1. As a good friend’s sister told me years ago, “I’m allergic to exercise. It makes me break out in a sweat and breathe hard.”

  2. I could seriously make some silly sexist jokes here. Especially when the group who complains about a lack of this particular bodily phenomenon most often, can get there, alone, in the GYM!!!!

    Of course the flip side is, that if it was US, alone, in the gym, we’d each need our own personal gym, with a couch, and fridge. So we could “recharge”.

  3. Supposedly said about the kind engaged in by teams on fields of grass, but probably applicable here: “I like exercise, I can watch it all day.”

    (I think Tom Lehrer’s “When correctly viewed, everything is lewd” also applies.)

  4. Now you know why, in the old(?) pedal-powered sewing machine sweatshops, it was someone’s duty to cruise up and down the aisles to watch for ‘runaway’ machines…a sign that someone was enjoying their work a little too much.

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