No, this doesn’t pass the laugh test.

The sad thing is, one laughs so one doesn’t cry. They really think that this is a reasonable argument. I hope that the judge actually laughs while turning them down.

Seriously, what kind of political dementia would imagine that the purpose of the judiciary is to ensure a results-oriented outcome for a political party, when the Constitution doesn’t even recognize political parties? The same sort, one suspects, that drive most egalitarian impulses of leftists. As long, of course, that some are more equal than others.