Sorry, getting ready for the rapture tomorrow.
Just kidding. But hey, if you’re taking off yourself, you might want to go hit my Amazon box today and buy yourself some expensive going-away presents. Remember, you can’t take it with you!
Thanks in advance!
[Update a while later]
More discussion on being rapture ready.
One of my favorite bumper stickers is: “In the event of Rapture, can I have your car?”
Yeah, as we say in MMOland when a forum member threatens to /ragequit, “Can I have your stuff?”
Titus Quinn Says:
“Yeah, as we say in MMOland when a forum member threatens to /ragequit, “Can I have your stuff?””
It’s nice when they say yes but usually it is just junk.
My sons are amongst the atheists who are throwing “End of the World” parties. Theirs may actually BE a world ender…
Well, a house ender, anyway. Or perhaps a world ender, for them…
A world ender for the homeland security police state happened already, they don’t have Osama to trot out anymore.
I’m going to an end of the world concert tomorrow night. Starts when the rapture is supposed to occur. Considering the location, Le Stat’s on Adams Ave., I doubt anybody will see any bodies floating up to heaven.
Less than three hours til the Rapture and none of my christian friends are feeling very christian about their car keys… pouts….
Hmmm, I guess I’m one of those left behind. Kinda saw that coming, though.
I’m just waiting for one of these prophets to say after the predicted end time, “Oh well, I guess every one of us failed and is doomed.”
If you knew your Scripture, you would have known the prediction was false prophecy right from th beginning. His change of Date is a CYA for this error. That one is also an error. the Scripture says only God knows and he has given the signs to go by. It does not go by prophecy. It goes by His rules and He has outlined them in Scripture in Thessalonians. Go look. It’s there.