Necrophilia is acceptable within Islam. I was relieved to see this, though:
Sheikh Zamzami tempered his most unusual fatwa by stating that necrophilia, though Halal is a disgusting act that would be best avoided.
Glad he cleared that up.
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Hey Moustaffa, there’s no expiration date on this meat. Oh Achmed, for and extra $10 dollars I will throw in some fine perfume for her.
Wow.
If they figure out a way to get marriage consent from dead women, Islamic countries could corner the market on necro-sex tourism!
That brings a whole new meaning to the term “death loving extremist”. 🙂
There was a news story a number of years ago about a man who dug up his long-deceased wife and had sex with her. Rush Limbaugh reported it. His comment was: “It’s just like being married — no sex for six months, and then she just lays there…”
I can’t remember whether the man was a Muslim. But I’ll never forget Rush’s remark!
Reminds me of a joke:
Two men and a woman were marooned on a desert island. When it became apparent that no rescue was forthcoming, the two men and the woman looked at each other, and nature took its course.
After a month went by, one day the men found the woman’s body on the beach. She left a suicide note saying, “What we were doing was wrong, and I couldn’t take it any more.”
The two men looked at each other. Once again, nature took its course.
After another month went by, one man said to the other, “You know, what we have been doing is wrong.
I think it’s time to bury her.”
Rand, this is one mullah’s opinion. This does not mean that the rest of the learned minds who constitute the “ulema” would agree with him at all.
Does that nut in Florida, Pastor Terry Jones speak for all Christians?
Does Fred Phelps of Topeka, Kansas?
Do the Hasidic nuts speak for all Jews?
You are wasting your time, trying to smear all Muslims with the views of their most extreme voices. We should be trying to speak as rationally as possible with the more sensible faction of Islam. Yeah, I know that you don’t think they exist. You are wrong.
I’ve always thought someone in some small town should slap a bumper sticker declaring “Necrophilia is a victimless crime!” on a local undertaker’s hearse, just to see if the townsfolk attack him with pitchforks.
We should be trying to speak as rationally as possible with the more sensible faction of Islam. Yeah, I know that you don’t think they exist. You are wrong.
Kevin, I’m pretty sure that you have no idea whatsoever what I think, despite your certainty of what I think.
“Do the Hasidic nuts speak for all Jews?”
Since when are Hasidic Jews considered nuts? Are they any more nuts than Basic Jews? The only difference is pH….
After reading the story, I think it’s another reason NOT to convert. At least in other religions, it’s “til death do us”, as opposed to “even in death, we shall remain”.
Why remove all sense of hope in a married person’s life in that regard? (sayeth the bachelor) 😉
There was a news story a number of years ago about a man who dug up his long-deceased wife and had sex with her. Rush Limbaugh reported it. His comment was: “It’s just like being married — no sex for six months, and then she just lays there…”
Which reminds me of another joke.
A man is caught having sex with a dead woman and hauled before the court. He is quickly found quilty. The judge says, “You disgusting pervert, before I pronounce sentence, do you have anything to say on your own behalf?”
The man replies, “Your honor, I swear I didn’t know she was dead. I thought she was from Nebraska.”
Woman goes her OBGYN and the doctor asks her, “Are you sexually active?” The woman replies, “No, I just lay there.”
Since when are Hasidic Jews considered nuts?
It doesn’t matter, only a vague and illogical attempt at moral relativism is necessary.
Personally, I think necrophilia is somewhat less disgusting than another common Islamic practice; that of raping a woman and then stoning her to death for adultery.